Reagan Rodeo

Come on you rhinestone cowboys let’s saddle up and go

Hollywood’s moving to DC with Ronnie’s Western Show

Bring along your hat and spurs and don’t forget your gold

We’ll have rayguns for 6-guns at the Reagan Rodeo

When Uncle Sam beat Hitler he had the best rayguns on Earth

Tried ‘em out on Tojo Man! They really worked!

There ain’t nothing like a big raygun to make a nation great

Then the Soviets made some bigger rayguns and Sam’s was second rate

Ronnie’s going to help Sam out, help him feel great again

Rebuild the mighty muscles and polish up the grin

Put those welfare bums in uniforms and send ‘em overseas

We’ll round up everyone who looked when Sam was on his knees

You know the raygun was built for war it killed a gook or two

Now the Pentagon wants to show us they can kill in peacetime too

We’ll hook ‘em up to generators for lighting up your town

Just keep the car tanked up with gas in case the thing melts down

You know the nuke’s a raygun, it’s pointed at your head

That’s why the operator stands behind a sheet of lead

But we studied it exhaustively and we have no fears

You’ll never know what hit you for another fifteen years

Oh for that carefree cruisin’ when oil was cheap as heck

Back in them golden days, long before OPEC

But don’t you think America we’re gonna run out of fuel

We’ll have 20-Mule Team Borax with Ronnie as lead Mule