Love Two

Come and listen to my story because every word is true

I start out to love a woman and I wind up feeling blue

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If you’re going to love a woman

You’re going to get the blues

So if you want to love a woman

You might as well love two

When I first met my woman I thought she was mighty fine 

But after I gave her diamonds and furs she just won’t stop her crying

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I thought we were close

I thought that she was my friend

When she made sweet love to me

Again and again

I had to sympathize

With her need to be free

I just didn’t realize

She meant Get away from me

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If you’re starting out in love you better listen to this advice

If you think you found the one you’re gonna be thinking twice

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It doesn’t even matter if you’re lesbian or straight

This simple rule applies to the entire human race!

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