Kill And Eat Them

I hate that old CONspiracy

As much as it hates me

But me and BoB will get them

Just you wait and see

For as long as they have run things

They have turned them into shit

Now it’s time to get them back

Is how I look at it

The CONspiracy is nasty

And they take us for their patsy

But we know that they are 

Just a bunch of queers

And when we defeat them

We will kill them and we’ll eat them

And then go out and

Get ourselves some beers.

Me and BoB will fight them

That’s how we know we’ll win

And we know to serve them

Is our only sin

We won’t have long to wait now

The end is coming soon

March happy toward the future

Because we did what we must do

Underwater vacations

BoB will rule all the nations

We’ll be farming vegetation 

Out on Mars

And when we defeat them

We will kill them and we’ll eat them

Then go make the rounds 

Of all the bars