Kahuna

He’s a guy just as bronzed as your baby’s shoes

He rides waves like you might walk on land

All the guys want to do what he can do

And all the coozies want to know 

Where he got such a groovy tan

Go Kahuna, go Kahuna, go! (2x)

They say he comes from Waikiki

They say when he was only three

His momma found him surfing in the bathtub

He’s come a long, long way since then

Shooting curls and hanging ten

Surf’s up! 

Kahuna!

Go Kahuna, go Kahuna go! (4x)

I look at surfing as an art

And I devote my soul and heart

To perfection, man on board on sea

So I seek the perfect wave

From the cradle to the grave

Kahuna!

Go Kahuna, go Kahuna, go! (4x, to coda)